Yeah so I was doing an all nighter at my office and wouldn’t you know it, a bomb goes off in front of my building. Even at the 31st floor it blew out my ears and shook the building. I went out on my balcony and I could see smoke down in times square. I had my shoes off so I was ready to get all John McClane-like in my escape with a firehose wrapped around me. Actually it was pretty scary, I went downstairs and could see where the bomb went off at the recruiting center. It looked like the police were looking for another device so I figured I was better off back in my office. Which is where I am now. Still working. EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR!